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Will You Stick Around For This Storm? I'm A Bit Of A Disaster.

  

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8 days

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collegehumor:

Life: Then and Now
Flirting with girls just isn’t the same…
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deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.
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missteatimetay:

*peeks head around corner*

Did you say…..DCI?!

*breathes heavily*

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dorkly:

The Only Love More Forbidden Than ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
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khal-blaine:

1. When his soul knew.
2. When everything in him knew.
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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy
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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here
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Anonymous asked: Men do care if it's shaved you're giving wrong advice

letmedothis:

You’re missing the point.  Only boys who get their sexual education from porn and other boys care about such nonsense.  Men know better than to expect a woman to do anything other than what she is most comfortable with.  In short, don’t sleep with anyone who presumes to tell you what you should do with your body.  

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sexualrapture:

fevalasvegas:

is someone annoying you? just lick their face. nbd.

I’m gonna do this to you
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sugarkisslove:

beben-eleben:

Your Food is Secretly Talking About You Behind Your Back

The tequila one though. hahaha :D